Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages of the Week

Kon Le Jaey Ga Station?
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)

Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Smart On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota
Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain

wahh wahh

Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain

Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota
Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Smart On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Prof. Imran Hashmi
Zindagi mai 2 khobiyon wali GirlFriend muqadar walon ko milti hen
.
Aik.
Ache Ikhlaaq wali
or
Doosri..
Z
Ze
ZeR
ZeRo MeTeR
(Prof. Imran Hashmi)

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: wahabi On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Chham Chham Chham
Chham Chham Chham,

8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,

Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,

Pakistan main Peoples Party uski leader Benazir,
Benazir ko goli lagi,
Bakhtawar, Aasifa ronay lagi,
Rotay rotay bhook lagi,
Kha lay Bilawal Moong Phali,
Moong Phali main dana nahi,
Zardari kisi ka Nana nahi,

Pakistani Achay, Musharraf Bhai Sachay,
Sachay Sachay jaengay, Shaikh Rashid ki dulhan laengay,
Condoleza kaali, So nakhron wali,
1 Nakhra toot gaya, Zardari Pakistan loot gaya.

Posted in Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS By: Jasper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Dil tera phir dukha dya
Dil tera phir dukha diya us ne,

Tujh ko ek baar phir ULLU bana diya us ne,

Naam bata k KishMish kaa..

Naak ka Chooha Khila diya us ne.
Ha ha ha ha....

Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Asad Siddiqui On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Jis Beti par tha
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...

Wah Wah Wah

Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...

Us Beti ko le kar bhag gaya Faraz.....

Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Irfan On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Love Dil k liye
Love Dil k liye,

Dil Jazbaat k liye,

Jazbaat Insaan k liye,

Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,

Wo Dunya Aapke liye,

Aur

Aap Humaray liye.

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Ariese Ansari On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Boy proposed a Girl
Boy proposed a Girl SHE rejected:
He wasn't sad.

Friend Asked, Don't you have feelings?

Boy: Why should I feel?
I lost 1 who never luved me,
But She lost 1 who loved her the Most.

Posted in Category: Boys vs Girls SMS By: Jasper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Teri Dosti mere liye
Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,

Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,

Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,

Tujh se bandhan aisa, Jese Lub aur Dua ka.

Posted in Category: Dua / Prayers SMS By: Dapper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Great Success Theory
The Great Success Theory...

I am not in competition with anyone but myself....
My Goal is to beat my last performance...

Bill Gates...

Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes By: Wasiq Ansari On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Moon is Doobing
Moon is Doobing,

Sun is Nikling,

Birds are Chillaing,

Hens are Kurkuruing,

Flowers are Khushboing,

Peacocks are Naching,

All Kahing,

Gud Mornging and

You are Still Soing.

Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS By: Master Mind On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Maine apni B.V ko
Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka Parday main raha karo Faraz....

To us ne Zalim ne Police ko phone kar k Bula liya ka Mera Miyaan Taliabaan hai.

Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Fuzail On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Dil cheer k Dekho
Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard Dhoon na Pao gay Faraz....

Kyon k Dard to Meri Taang main hai. :-P

Posted in Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Taqseem-e-Muhabat
Taqseem-e-Muhabat Main Bhi Kuch Gham Hi Mile

Phir Bhi Shikayat Hai K Sile Kam Hi Mile

A Zindagi Ek Baat Bata Zara Ham Ko

Kaya Dil Dukhanay K Liye Tujhe Hum Hi mile.

Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: JusT FSL On: Thursday, June 11, 2009

Sab se ziyada Sukoon
Yoga Teacher Pathan se...

"Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?"

Pathan: Ary o Khocha!

Potty k Baad.

Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Irfan On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009

After a long wait
After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together.

And the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Funtoosh On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Irrespective Direction
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Dapper On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009

When in a queue
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Master Mind On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009

You can not Determine
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.

If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Posted in Category: Silly Quotes SMS By: Fuzail On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009

FAIR & LOVELY
Kadayil vanna penkuttiyodu
Salesman: enthu venam
Girl: BRA venam
Salesman: size ethraya 60 aano?
Girl: alla
Salesman: 30 aano?
Girl: alla
Salesman : 20 aano?
Girl: alla
Salesman: oru FAIR & LOVELY tharatte? cheriya kuru vallathumanenkil ithu thechal mathi maarikkollum.

Posted in Category: Malayalam SMS Jokes By: Noushad On: Wednesday, June 10, 2009