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- Pappu in Aeroplane
Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...
Sab ronay lagy.
Or Pareshan ho gaye.
Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
Posted By: Fuzail in: Cool Jokes On: 6/8/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Give A Person Fish
Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ...
Posted By: gumnaamlarka in: Cool Jokes On: 6/7/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ek din aayega Jab
Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do,
Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do,
Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do.
Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend kahegi:
BHAI in Bachon ko Zara School Chhor do.
Posted By: Dhump in: Cool Jokes On: 6/1/2009 | Length: 2 Message(s)
- Dumbay ki Smell
3 Friends Bangali, Pakistani, Indian
Jo is Dunbay k 7 1 Rat Guzary Ga Us Ko 25000 Inam Dia Jay Ga.
Sub S Phelay Bangali : Wo Dunbay walay Room M Gya R Wapis AA Gia Us Nay Kha K M 50000 doon ga Laken Is K 7 Ni Rahoon Ga.
Phir Pakistani: Pakistani Gya Bht Jaldi Wapis AA Gya K M B Ap Ki Har Shart Manzoor Krta Hoon Laken Us Dunbay K 7 1 Sec Ni Gazaroon Ga
AAKhir M Indian Gya: Indian Jasy He andur Gya Dunba Bahir AA Gya.
Posted By: Zahoor in: Cool Jokes On: 5/31/2009 | Length: 3 Message(s)
- JAAN Tum kahan ho?
Please is SMS ko itna SEND karo k Meri hony wali Biwi tak pohanch jaye:
"JAAN Tum kahan rehti ho? Apna Address to bata do."
Please meri Madad karen.
Posted By: Asad Siddiqui in: Cool Jokes On: 5/30/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Line Maarti hai
1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet..
Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..
Posted By: Sumbul in: Cool Jokes On: 5/30/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- She Loves Cooking
Man 1: I notice that Ur Daughter is mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she loves cooking many varieties.
Man 2: No! Actually our Telephone connection is in the kitchen.
Posted By: Dapper in: Cool Jokes On: 5/26/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Find MANGOES
Where Do U Find MANGOES?
Mango Tree?
No!
Fruit Shop?
Wrong Again.
Phir?
Ans: Jaha Jaha Women Goes,
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES!!
Posted By: Sumbul in: Cool Jokes On: 5/24/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ye jo Samnay Larka
Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.
Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.
Girl: Yehi to Preshani hai.
Posted By: Irfan in: Cool Jokes On: 5/24/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Neend aati hai to
Neend aati hai to Khuab aata hai,
Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
Larki k peechy uska Baap aata hai,
Phir
Na Neend aati hai, Na Khuab aata hai.
Posted By: Dapper in: Cool Jokes On: 6/6/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
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