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  • Best and Daring Lines
    The Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:



    "I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."


  • Posted By: Irfan in: English Funny SMS On: 5/30/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Become my Son-In-Law
    Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?



    Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 merry your daughter!


  • Posted By: Asad Siddiqui in: English Funny SMS On: 5/24/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Only the open heart
    Only the open heart receives LOVE

    Only the open mind receives WISDOM

    Only the open hand receives GIFTS
    And...

    Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!


  • Posted By: faisal in: English Funny SMS On: 5/23/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • I think Im Disturbing
    I think I'm Disturbing you, Sorry!

    This is my Last Msg and
    I will not Msg you any more.
    Good Bye.



    Never Expect that From Me.

    I'm Born to Disturb You.


  • Posted By: Irfan in: English Funny SMS On: 6/6/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Some Text Missing
    * some text missing *





    .




    * full text missing *


  • Posted By: Jasper in: English Funny SMS On: 5/19/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Cutest Proposal
    Cutest Proposal:

    Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night?

    Girl: Yes

    Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?


  • Posted By: Ariese Ansari in: English Funny SMS On: 5/18/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • HUG the person
    At a Party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who
    has made your life worth living."


    The bartender almost got crushed!


  • Posted By: Jasper in: English Funny SMS On: 5/14/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Talent And Intelligence
    What is the difference between Talent And Intelligence?

    Getting up early in the morning daily is talent!!!

    Not trying such nonsense thing is intelligence..!!


  • Posted By: Alina Amaan in: English Funny SMS On: 5/13/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Favorite Book
    When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?


    She answers: My husband's cheque book..


  • Posted By: Lovebirds in: English Funny SMS On: 5/12/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
  • Height of Diplomacy
    * Height of Diplomacy *

    Forgetting GF's Birthday and later telling her:


    How can I remember your B'Day Honey, When you never look a year Older? :)


  • Posted By: Dapper in: English Funny SMS On: 5/12/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
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