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- Tumhara Hamara
Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
Posted By: Master Mind in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 6/9/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Shadi kar k Pareshan
Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,
Thokar khanay se aati hai.
Posted By: Funtoosh in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 6/9/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- If u Pass in Exams
Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
Posted By: Riskyplayer in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/28/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Law Of Gravity Explains
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!
PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?
Posted By: Rehan in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/26/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- 45 Saal ka Aadmi
45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
Posted By: Dapper in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 6/6/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Chaand ki AAN ho Tum
Chaand ki AAN ho Tum,
Sitaron ki JAAN ho Tum,
Pholon ka ARMAAN ho Tum,
Kudrat ka INAAM ho Tum,
Par Sab se pehle,
Dunya ki Sab Larkiyon k BHAI JAAN ho Tum.
Posted By: Fuzail in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/18/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Main Gum ho gai to
Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.
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Kon dhoondhay ga tujhko?
Kabhi na mily tu mujhko.
Posted By: Fuzail in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/14/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- Two Friends Talking
Two Friends Talking:
- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua
- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua
- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi.
Posted By: Irfan in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/12/2009 | Length: 3 Message(s)
- After and Before Marriage
Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa.... Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi...
Posted By: Sumbul in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 5/11/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
- School nahi jaonga
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
Posted By: Wasiq Ansari in: Family SMS-Jokes On: 4/25/2009 | Length: 1 Message(s)
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