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Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Pathan Jokes http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/pathan-jokes/ http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/pathan-jokes/ Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain

wahh wahh

Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain







Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota
Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Funny SMS http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/urdu-funny-sms/ http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/urdu-funny-sms/ .
Aik.
Ache Ikhlaaq wali
or
Doosri..
Z
Ze
ZeR
ZeRo MeTeR
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8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,

Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,

Pakistan main Peoples Party uski leader Benazir,
Benazir ko goli lagi,
Bakhtawar, Aasifa ronay lagi,
Rotay rotay bhook lagi,
Kha lay Bilawal Moong Phali,
Moong Phali main dana nahi,
Zardari kisi ka Nana nahi,

Pakistani Achay, Musharraf Bhai Sachay,
Sachay Sachay jaengay, Shaikh Rashid ki dulhan laengay,
Condoleza kaali, So nakhron wali,
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Tujh ko ek baar phir ULLU bana diya us ne,

Naam bata k KishMish kaa..

Naak ka Chooha Khila diya us ne.
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Wah Wah Wah

Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...


Us Beti ko le kar bhag gaya Faraz.........Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Faraz Ahmed Shairy http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/faraz-ahmed-shairy/ http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/faraz-ahmed-shairy/
Dil Jazbaat k liye,

Jazbaat Insaan k liye,

Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,

Wo Dunya Aapke liye,

Aur

Aap Humaray liye.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Love SMS http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/urdu-love-sms/ http://funnysms.webmarkaz.com/urdu-love-sms/ He wasn't sad.

Friend Asked, Don't you have feelings?

Boy: Why should I feel?
I lost 1 who never luved me,
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Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,

Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,

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I am not in competition with anyone but myself....
My Goal is to beat my last performance...

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